get me to God's country
and by that i mean the great city of Dublin babygirl
The creator of Circle Back is heading to Europe for a couple of weeks to relax, reflect, maybe become religious, and see if they’re hiring for a new president in Ireland because the old guy is leaving, and she (the Circle Back creator) is pretty available to take over.
The ghost writer for Circle Back is currently in jail for money laundering.
I got these two emails the other day:
And like, first of all, you’re married.
Secondly, don’t be weird.
Thirdly, Freak.
Fourth and lastly, who is this?
After that, I was ready to get me to God’s country: Irefreakingland.
My trip to Ireland will be a trip of live, laugh, love. I’m seeing friends, family, potential loverz — we have no idea what’s in store. I might get tricked by a Rumpelstiltskin and give away my first-born child … is he a leprechaun? I’m just realizing that maybe he’s not. That name is probably German. Perhaps a chieftain will come and suck my blood, and then I can never leave God’s country. Maybe Paul Mescal will ask me out, and I will sprint away from him before he can do it to me.
So many opportunities on this trip.
And right after that, I will be wandering the streets of Barcelona with my mom and her wife1 and eating tapas and maybe finding religion if I don’t find it in Ireland and then maybe squirting a water gun at my mom because she’s really worried that the locals are gonna recognize that she’s a tourist and start squirting water guns at her. I said to her, “Mom, are you kidding? You think they’re gonna recognize that you’re a tourist when you’re wearing these?”
There is No Need To Worry.
It’s gonna be a wonderful trip! I’m hoping I learn a lot about myself when I’m on vaycay. I want my identity to blossom and to discover new things about my personality and maybe even switch careers entirely.
Wouldn’t it be so funny if I came back to America as a republican hahahahaha
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It’s been one year since Charli xcx’s album BRAT was released. Since then, her entire lewk has become the lewk amongst many of the current pop stars — Troye Sivan, Lorde, Billie Eilish, Addison Rae, Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter … Katy Perry tried to do it but failed and became an astronaut instead. All of their music has for sure been inspired by her sound. She’s truly a groundbreaking artist. Charli xcx is like the Stan Lee of the contemporary pop girl cinematic universe. She is creating a Marvel™ world of pop. I think I’m the first person ever to say these things. She’s creating pop star horcruxes. If one is destroyed, then she gets weaker. How many nerd references can I make let’s see:
She’s like the President Snow of the 75th Pop Star Games. She’s like Gandalf probably I’m not sure I haven’t seen it. She’s like the conch shell in Lord of the Flies but instead it’s Lord of the Pop Girlies. She’s like Michael Flatley in Lord of the Dance. I’m straying from the bit hold on let me circle back …
Charli xcx is like Karl Marx. Okay, I’m back.
It’s so fun to be alive during a time when someone is becoming a trendsetter in a music genre. She has popular music, a popular dance, a popular look — the holy trinity of being a pop star. She did it, Joe!
Donald Jessica Trump just sent 700 Marines to LA to try to stop the ICE protests that are happening and should continue to happen. This is in addition to the 2,000 National Guard troops that have already been called to serve in LA. Apparently, he didn’t even go through the legal process that you’re supposed to go through to get the National Guard there, which is So Him. He called the protesters insurrectionists, which is also So Him.
It’s really hard to tell who’s causing most of the violence. Maybe these photos will help:
Yes, I know stones have been thrown by the ones who are fighting for the rights of immigrants, but history sure repeats itself in the most interesting ways! I can’t recall a moment in time when people gained independence from the oppressor without matching their aggression.
Of course, it’s SO important to be safe out there and everywhere people are protesting. But I also believe that the people out there protesting are some of the bravest people we have.
We have to fight for the people who built this country and continue to build this country. Otherwise, what’s out there for any of us? Can you truly continue to enjoy living in a country that has proven time and time again that it doesn’t care about its people?
GET ME TO GOD’S COUNTRY. PUT A GUINNESS IN MY HAND. SHOW ME THE NATION OF ALLIES.
I will see you all in two weeks! Be safe out there!!!!
tv show rec: gals, I’m watching Glee again … just the first three seasons … leave me be
music rec: Stand (1969) - Sly and the Family Stone
book rec: reading Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth
we will barely be wandering they have scheduled the entire trip