how bout eric adams! no really how about him i haven't been watching the news this week
have i missed anything? does New York still have a "No Mayors Indicted" streak? random question i know but just wondering!
Sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words. Other times, a picture is worth a million. And then there are the times when a picture is worth an entire news cycle, like this one from last year when Eric Adams gave Diddy a key to the city:
Who knew this photo would be worth everything 2 me right at this exact moment? Nothing else to say about these dummies — just wanted to share it.
You guys ………..
The people campaigning for Donald J. Trump are Killing Me ™ and they don’t even know it. They want his love so bad. thisonesformyharrypottergirls It’s like when Bellatrix Lestrange is following Voldemort around like a little puppy, and he just keeps ignoring her. That’s Mark Robinson, the Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina, to Donald Trump:
Mark Robinson’s out here looking like every single girl I knew in high school with cardboard cutouts of One Direction. The songs aren’t about you, sister! The call is coming from inside the house! Seriously, VEEP couldn’t even write this, and they literally already have:
It’s exactly this ^
So many people like this are begging for his follow back, I swear to GOD. He must be so good at convincing people he has their back because there is no way people are willing to die for him without a reward.
You know what would be so funny? If North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Georgia, and … Tennessee, I think (?) were all currently underwater, and instead of using funds to prevent it or fix it before it got this bad, the US sent $8.7 billion to Israel to support their genocide whoops typo I mean ongoing military efforts. Wouldn’t that be so funny? SO FUNNY. So funny of the US to still try to convince us that they’re the good guys! So funny of the people who are going to continue to stand by Israel’s side in this moment!
Someone’s gonna need to explain to me how FEMA doesn’t have the money to help towns and cities and states during natural disasters because I feel pretty confident that there’s another vault somewhere with money being used for something else that could instead be used for that. Please explain it to me :) How FEMA has no money :) And Israel has another $8.7 billion that we gave them :)
I understand that we’re voting for Kamala because we’ll at least have our right to organize and protest under her, but this is getting ridiculous. We’re voting for the Democratic Party so that people in our country are helped and supported, but they’re all struggling to survive during this hurricane, and the money is going to another country that is using it to destroy another country. It’s getting hard to keep vouching for yall!!! At this point, I’m feeling more confident in voting for my aunt’s dog Pips, and that dog sucks!!!
Alright, enough about this topic for a second I know it’s not funny and you’re all looking for funny.
Something funny is this close-up of my face:
This is who’s talking to you about Israel, by the way. This is the face behind Circle Back. I don’t know what to tell ya. You’re getting exactly what you asked for. She does this for free.
That’s all this week, my friends and my enemies. I will end it with some photos from my cousin Sima’s show:
And now I will actually end it with a goodbye to Maggie Smith, who passed away this week at EIGHTY-NINE the old lady! Of course, we know her from the Harry Potter series, from Hook, from First Wives Club, from The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, from Downton Abbey, from being so witty and quick and funny outside of her roles, but I know her and will always know her as Mother Superior in Sister Act and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.
movie rec: The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie (1969) — Maggie Smith’s first Oscar win it makes me teary
book I’m reading: Intermezzo by Sally Rooney — I guess we’ll see how it goes!
person we should take it easy on because she is not the enemy here: Chappell Roan lol can we all relax please aren’t we tired of this yet